March 10th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Riddle sms
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MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT
Aata: Rs. 13=31
Sugar: 21=65
Milk: 32=58
Petrol: 54=661300 cc
car: 850000=1300000
Bike: 32000=45000
AC: 20000=32000
Stock Exchange: 16000 points=9000 points
US $: 60=84
GST: 11%=16%
Tax on call & sMs:15%=19%
Load shedding elec: 1-2 hours=14-18 hours
Suicidal attacks: few=daily.
Wasn t he better than these ppl whom we elected
to dig our own graves?
Must think next time when you select your leaders..
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March 9th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic sms
One of the best MSG in my Life!
Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo k Dosray log
Dekh Kar Kahain”Agar UMMAT aisi hy to in ka NABI kaisa Hoga”..
Subhan Allah.
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March 7th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - islami sms
Confidence!
Teacher to studnt: If U tel me
“Where is ALLAH” I’ll reward U 100Rs.
Stdent: And If U tel me “Where ALLAH is NoT”
I’ll reward U wt U want
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March 6th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - urdu sms jokes
Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?
He came close,
She felt shy,&
He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”
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March 5th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Funny sms
“HIEGHT OF BADLUCK”
A Person Dialled a Number
(written with Lipstick on a phone booth).
And……….His Wife Picked the Phone…
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March 5th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Student sms
I could be a Doctor and save lives..!!
I could be a Lawyer and defend lives..!!
I could be a Soldier and protect lives..!!
But why to play with lives of others??
So I chose to do CA and destroy my own life…!!—
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