November 19, 2008

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wait for the Teachers

ahmed

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote:-

“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

November 19, 2008

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Why we make friends ?

ahmed

Why we make friends ???

Cause
they understand
just by looking in ur eyes

Cause
u can say
something stupid or
expose ur deepest
secrets to them

Cause
they believe in
ur dreams, no matter
how silly they may seem

Cause
they love u
for what u r

& finally

everything u do together
becomes a memory

November 19, 2008

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Habit Of Speaking

ahmed

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

November 10, 2008

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Friendship is a railway track

ahmed

Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime

But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains forever
so make Good Tracks

November 10, 2008

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I Love You

ahmed

Why Do I Love You ???
Because
You Are
And
Always Have Been
My DREAM …

November 8, 2008

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Bill dadi dengi

ahmed

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

November 8, 2008

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Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do

ahmed

Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do
Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyan mujhay day do

Mein doob jaon tumhari udas aankhon mein
Tum apnay dard ki gehraiyan mujhay day do

November 8, 2008

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Sadion say jaagi aankhon ko

ahmed

Sadion say jaagi aankhon ko ek baar sulanay aa jao
Mana k tum ko pyar nahi nafrat hee jatanay aa jao

Jis mor pay hum ko chor gaye hum baithay ab tak soch rahay
Kya bhool hui kyou juda huway bus yeh samjhanay aa jao

Har lamha teri furqat mein hum tarsay rahay
Meri manoo tum is dil ko kuch pal behlanay aa jao

November 8, 2008

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wo ek dost jo lagy

ahmed

Kabhi tou miley pehli
mulaqat ki terha

bigra hi rehta hy kyun
halaat ki terha

wo ek dost jo lagy
jaan say pyara

mujhy waqt tou deta hy
magar kheraat ki tarha

November 7, 2008

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Have faith in ALLAH

ahmed

Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH’s plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset

Have faith in ALLAH