1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya
aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga.
”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy
WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.”… 
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Sheikh Hajj Per
March 12th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - funny urdu sms
Ghulab Ka Phool
March 11th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic sms
Ghulab Ka Phool Bano!
kyun K Ye Phool Us K Hath Me b Khusboo
Chor Daita Hai Jo Isey Masal Kr Phaink Daita Hai.
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT
March 10th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Riddle sms
MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT
Aata: Rs. 13=31
Sugar: 21=65
Milk: 32=58
Petrol: 54=661300 cc
car: 850000=1300000
Bike: 32000=45000
AC: 20000=32000
Stock Exchange: 16000 points=9000 points
US $: 60=84
GST: 11%=16%
Tax on call & sMs:15%=19%
Load shedding elec: 1-2 hours=14-18 hours
Suicidal attacks: few=daily.
Wasn t he better than these ppl whom we elected
to dig our own graves?
Must think next time when you select your leaders..
apne ikhlaq Ko Buland
March 9th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic sms
One of the best MSG in my Life!
Tum apne ikhlaq Ko itna Buland Karo k Dosray log
Dekh Kar Kahain”Agar UMMAT aisi hy to in ka NABI kaisa Hoga”..
Subhan Allah.
Height Of Confidence Sms
March 7th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - islami sms
Confidence!
Teacher to studnt: If U tel me
“Where is ALLAH” I’ll reward U 100Rs.
Stdent: And If U tel me “Where ALLAH is NoT”
I’ll reward U wt U want
Petrol MUK gaya hy
March 6th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - urdu sms jokes
Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?
He came close,
She felt shy,&
He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”