Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
Submitted By: M.ALI KK (00971506104550)
Daryaaft or Ejaad mein farq
February 9th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Sardar sms
apni bewi ko talaq
February 8th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Sardar sms
Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:
“yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?”.
Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c”
Submitted By: M.ALI KK (00971506104550)
Earth Is For Selfish
February 8th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Motivational Quotes
A little fish asked her mom..
Why we can’t live on earth..?
Mom said:O my innocent child…
Earth is only made for sel-fish
not for fish…
Goodmoring
Taluq Torha
February 7th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - funny urdu sms
Jab usne humse taluq torha hum bhi ye usko keh aye Faraz. . . …….
Bin Batori Naasaan chorri Addi Mithi Addi korrhi….
Lahori Bachi
February 7th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Boyz vs Girls sms
Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat.
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Lahori Bachi….
Silence and Smile
February 7th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Motivational Quotes
Silence and Smile are two powerful tools,
Smile is the way to “”solve”" many problems and
Silence is the way to “”avoid”" many problems…….!
