A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
November 19, 2008
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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
November 19, 2008
Why we make friends ???
Cause
they understand
just by looking in ur eyes
Cause
u can say
something stupid or
expose ur deepest
secrets to them
Cause
they believe in
ur dreams, no matter
how silly they may seem
Cause
they love u
for what u r
& finally
everything u do together
becomes a memory
November 19, 2008
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
November 10, 2008
Life is a railway station
Where love is a train,
it would come & go anytime
But
Friendship is a railway track
====================
It remains forever
so make Good Tracks
November 10, 2008
Why Do I Love You ???
Because
You Are
And
Always Have Been
My DREAM …
November 8, 2008
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
November 8, 2008
Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do
Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyan mujhay day do
Mein doob jaon tumhari udas aankhon mein
Tum apnay dard ki gehraiyan mujhay day do
November 8, 2008
Sadion say jaagi aankhon ko ek baar sulanay aa jao
Mana k tum ko pyar nahi nafrat hee jatanay aa jao
Jis mor pay hum ko chor gaye hum baithay ab tak soch rahay
Kya bhool hui kyou juda huway bus yeh samjhanay aa jao
Har lamha teri furqat mein hum tarsay rahay
Meri manoo tum is dil ko kuch pal behlanay aa jao
November 8, 2008
Kabhi tou miley pehli
mulaqat ki terha
bigra hi rehta hy kyun
halaat ki terha
wo ek dost jo lagy
jaan say pyara
mujhy waqt tou deta hy
magar kheraat ki tarha
November 7, 2008
Sometimes ALLAH upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
ALLAH’s plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset
Have faith in ALLAH