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Boy: Tum boht hot ho

Girl: 104 degree ka bukhar chara hoa hai

aur tujh hotness ke perhe hai 😛


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Sali: Jiju jee 1000 rupaya de do kal de doungi

Jija: 1000 lo aur abhi do.


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Sunny Leone: Mujh PK main kam kar ke bht maza aya

Amir Khan: Ap PK main kaha the

Sunny Leone: Dancing car main 😉 😀


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Naughty Urdu Sms

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She: R u single?

Me: haan ekdum… main toh paida bhi akela hi huya tha

She: baki sab barat leke paida hote hai stupid

**BLOCKED**


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Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:


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TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha k,

khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega,

ap to 100% safe ho,

“Uff main kahan jaon?”


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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.


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Urdu Sms Jokes

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Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi,
aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to
socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa
kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy thi?
aap ko zarurat kiya thi k aap Mere bare me logon ko ye btao k ??????

I m so sweet.I am so cute.I am so nice.Agr Muje nazar lag jati to?


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