Tag: urdu adult sms

I told her if you love me kal red pehan ker ana

Wo Black pehan ker aye

Mujh bura laga

Per jab wo coffee othanay ke liy jhuki

Tab pata chala ke pagli andar se pyar kerti 😉


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Adult sms

Boy and girl are sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy: jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi ??

Girl: ok, par sambhal ke…

kahi kutta kaat na le…!


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Different Reaction:

Naukrani: jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi

Padosan: Dheere karo aawaz bahar na jaye

Gf: Thoda aur karo na

Biwi: Pankha kitna gandha ho gaya hai? X_X =))


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Ak admi bchay sy. . . . . . . . .
“kia tum rat ko dua parh kr soo ty ho????
Bcha: Nahe, mgr meri ma dua parh k sote ha….
Admi:wo kia prte ha???”
Bcha:”Ya Allah tera shukar ha k muna soo gaya. . . .


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Teacher…wo kon c cheez hay Jo wazandaar hoti hay par us kaa apna wazan nahi hota.
Student… Mam.,.,.,your Braziar

Submitted By: Rehan (03458503030)


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain

Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain

Kya?

Socho

Nahi pata?

Un k piyaray piyaray

Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Laila NE Majnu ko Ek Darakht k peechy dekha Or kaha: Tm Majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Usko deevar k peeche dekha Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?
Wo bola: haan

Phr Us ko ek darwaze k peeche dekhan Or kaha: Tm majnu ho?

Wo bola: Abey haan haan main hi majnu ho, ab mootne de gi Ya nhi???

Submit By: Hassan ali khan (03472091043)


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Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi !!

Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to

kia hota hai?

Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..


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Urdu Sms Jokes

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