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A girl sent most expensive Bird

As a gift to her Sardar Boy friend

Next day She asked about the gift

Gf: How was the bird??
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Sardar: very tasty;)


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1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?


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Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!


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Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! \I Love U 2\
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))


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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:


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Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;


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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.


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Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
Whats the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ALMAARi hy.
Geo Pathan…


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