Category: Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar: Aik jaga interview dene gya

Admi: Tumhari education kia hai?

Sardar: L.L.K.M.P

Admi: Ye kon se degree hai

Sardar: Lamak Lamak ke matric pass 😛


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar bohat dair se

apni khobsurat mangetar ko dekh raha tha

Larki sharma ke boli kiya dekh rahe ho?

Sardar: mein soch raha tha ke agar tum

mere ami hote to mein be kitna khubsurat hota 😛


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar apna rishta dekne gya

Ghar walo ne dono ko akele chor diya

Sardar: Baji ap kitne bhai behan ho?

Larki Gussay Mein: Pehle 8 thy ab 9 ho ge hai 😛


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar: Arey Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega

Banta- Q?

Sardar: Baar Baar Dikhata Ho Battery Low

Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu 😛


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Miss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple hai

Aur tumhare ghar 3 mehman aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy

SarDar: Unke jane ka intezar


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardarni: Doctor, kai dino se mere sar

Me bahut dard ho raha hai

Doctor: City Scan karna hoga

Sardarni: Mere akeli ke bimari ke liye

pure city ka scan kis liye doctor?


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Sardar hospital pouncha to nurse ne batya

Mubarak ho is waqt 2 baj rahe hai

Aur ap 2 bacho ke baap bune hai

Sardar: Khuda ka sukar hai ke

mein 12 baje ni aya 😛


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Urdu Sardar Sms

Ek Aurat train se utri

usne sardar se pucha: ye koun sa station h?
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Sardar hanste hoe Bola:

?Bewkuf Ye Railway Station Hai?


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Urdu Sardar Sms

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