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Bhai Chaye

April 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Child: Mama muje bhai chaiye

Mama: Beta tmhre Abu U.S.A gay hain,

wo a jaen phir sochen ge.

Child: Mama,Ap sath waly uncle se bat kro na,

papa ko Surprise denge.

 

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Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare

March 25th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

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Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo DONT

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

STOP

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DONT STOP

 

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Ye Jo Samne Ladka

March 25th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

 

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Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare

January 8th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo DONT

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

STOP

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DONT STOP

 

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Ye Jo Samne Ladka

January 8th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:

Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

 

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Kuch Mehsos kero

January 6th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Nurse to kid: Lambi Sans lo, or kuch mehsos karo ?
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Kid: 0k
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Nurse: What do u feel now. ?

Kid:
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Your body spray is amaZing.

 

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Bathroom Singer

December 23rd, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Boy: Tum Gaana Bahot Achchha Gaati Ho

Girl: Thanks But I m Just Bathroom singer
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Boy: To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live Program Me

 

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Sardar Susar Se

December 21st, 2013 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sardar Apne Susar Se:

Mennu Jahez Vich Motercycle Chayi Di Ay.

Susar: Paen yakka…!!!

Tenu Poray Pind Di Taxi Dey Diti Ay,

Hun V Motercyle Di Ksr Ay?

 

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