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Khaana khaate huye husband ne patni ko aawaz lagaai

Darling yeh jo tumne sabji banaai hai ise kya kehte hain

Wife: Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho
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Husband: Arre bhai mujhse bhi toh baad mein poochha jayega

Kya kha ke mare the


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Kuch he saal nokri ker ke sumjh mein a gya ke

University wale degree ko pipe ke tarah gol ker

ke kiyo dete hai 😉 😛


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Body goal ke chakkaron mein body gol ho gaye 😛


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Husband: Aaj bahut dino baad tumhari friend ghar per aye

Bohat acha laga :)

Wife: Jeans pehen lo, pajaame mein tumhari khushi

saaf nazar aa rahe hai ;S 😀


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Larki Darzi ki Dukaan per gai aur

poocha: G Yahan Galay milty hen

Darzi betha hua tha khara ho ker bola :

Baji wese acha to nahi lagta,

Magar aap kehti hen to Mil lete hen 😛


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Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rahe the

Driver unhe dekh raha tha Aage jaake accident hua Toh

Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur

bola: saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha


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1975: Beta! Apne religion ki larki se hi shaadi karna

1985: Beta! Apne haisiyat ki larki se hi shaadi karna

1995: Beta! Apne desh ki larki se hi shaadi karna

2005: Beta! Apni umar ki larki se hi shaadi karna

2015: Beta !! shaadi LARKI se hi karna


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Aapki Girlfriend aapko Romantic Message kare
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Toh Yeh mat socho Ki woh Romantic mood me hai
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Balki yeh socho ki yeh romantic Message usko kisne kiya ??
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think Hat Ke… Jiyo Dat Ke… 😉


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