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Kiss ke Sath

December 13th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Boy: what r u doing

Girl: chatting

Boy: kiss k sath

Girl: g Kiss b sath sath chal re hain :P ;)

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Couple Date Per

September 20th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne dekh liya

Dad ne call kiya.

beta kaha ho ?

Beta: exam dene aaya hu !

Dad: par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

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Sachi Yari Sub Pe Bhari

July 7th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larka dost se:

yar mein ne apni Girl Friend ko

uski birthday pe apni behan ki

new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di.

Dost: Thapar maar kr kamine.. :-/

Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine.. ;-)

Larka: marta kyun hai?

tere ghar he to wapis gayi hai.. ;)

Sachi Yari Sub Pe Bhari :P

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Kitnay Aadmi Thy

June 26th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Gabbar singh Paida hoa to uski

Maa usy Maar Rhi Thi

Nurse ny wjah Poochi

Maa Boli:

Kamena jab sy Paida howa ha

1 hi Baat Poch Rha hy

KITNAY AADMI THY.? ;)

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Kash Mein Tera

May 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Ladka:Kash Main Teri Bra Hota..

To Sara Din Tere Balls Se Chipka Hota !!

Ladki:Main Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti..

Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota !!

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Bhai Chaye

April 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Child: Mama muje bhai chaiye

Mama: Beta tmhre Abu U.S.A gay hain,

wo a jaen phir sochen ge.

Child: Mama,Ap sath waly uncle se bat kro na,

papa ko Surprise denge.

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Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare

March 25th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo DONT

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

STOP

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

DONT STOP

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Ye Jo Samne Ladka

March 25th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

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