Category: Naughty Urdu Sms

Engineer ke girlfriend engineer se

Larki: janu aj eid hai mujh se jo mangna chaho mang lo

Engineer: Janu aik 500 rupees udaar de do 😛 😀


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Manga jo lab per bosa

Sharma ke wo boli

Suba Brush nai kia

Baki tumhari marzi 😉


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Uncle: Kiya kerte ho?

Me: Bardasht kerta ho

Uncle: Kiya?

Me: Aap logon ke bakawas 😛 😀


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He: Tum mujh se kitna pyaar kerte ho

She: Mein bohot pyaar kerne wali hon

Tum Ali se puch sakti ho 😛 😀


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Khaana khaate huye husband ne patni ko aawaz lagaai

Darling yeh jo tumne sabji banaai hai ise kya kehte hain

Wife: Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho
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Husband: Arre bhai mujhse bhi toh baad mein poochha jayega

Kya kha ke mare the


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Kuch he saal nokri ker ke sumjh mein a gya ke

University wale degree ko pipe ke tarah gol ker

ke kiyo dete hai 😉 😛


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Body goal ke chakkaron mein body gol ho gaye 😛


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Husband: Aaj bahut dino baad tumhari friend ghar per aye

Bohat acha laga 🙂

Wife: Jeans pehen lo, pajaame mein tumhari khushi

saaf nazar aa rahe hai ;S 😀


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