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Jaha be jao kisay hai biwi ke

Koi la ker ro raha hai

Aur

koi lane ko ro raha hai 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me, Aapki Har Baat Samjhu

Aur Har Baat Maanu To..??

Husband Hasta Hai. Bahut Hasta Hai.

Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,

Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.

Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi

Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha. 😛 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai

Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook

mein add ker rakha hai 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Biwi: ap ki birthday ke liye itna precious suit khirda hai

Shohar: Boht boht sukria. Suit dikhao kaisa hai?

Biwi: Mein abi pehn ker ate ho


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,

Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu

Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon

Wife: THeek hai theek hai

lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit

zaroor dila dena. 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
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Husband: Jo shaks chori karta hai,

wo baad me zaroor pachhtata hai
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Wife: Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi

unke bare me kya khayaal hai?
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Husband: Keh to raha hoon,

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai..!


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Aap Bahut bhole hai

Aapko koi bhi bewakoof bana deta hai

Husband: Start toh tere papa ne he kiya :/


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata rahe

Usay Kehte hai Hus Mukh

Aur jis ka hasna muskharna pura bund ho jaye

Usay kehte hai Hus Band 😉 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms


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