Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed mein nai chala rahe the?

Admi: Sir me apni biwi ko lene susral ja raha tha

Judge: Thats all, case dismissed 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Doctor ne mareez ke memory wash ker de

aur pocha: Kuch yaad a raha hai?

mareez: sirf biwi ka name.

Doctor: sab kuch format ho gya magar virus nai gaya 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Dost: Biwi se larye Solve hoe kiya?

Husband: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas

Dost: kya baat kar raha hai

Husband: aur nahi to kya

Dost: Fir Kya Boli?

Husband: Boli Palang k Neeche se bahir aa jao,

Ab Nahi Maarungi


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Doctor: apke shohar ko complete bed rest ke zarort hai

Ye nend ke goliya rakh le

Biwi: ye me unhe kis time do?

Doctor: Ye ap ne khani hai 😉 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Sohar: Begum tum jante ho humare sitare mil ge

warna mere to shadi se pehle 20 larkiyo se dosti the

Begum: Jee humare sitare ni bulke adat be milti hai 😉


To:    

Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Na hawas us ke jism ke

Na shoq uski lazzat ka

Bin matlabi sa banda hun

Uski sadgi per marta hon


To:    

Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Biwi Ne Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha.

Phonebook Main Ladkiyon Ke Numbers

Kuch Is Tarah Save The:

Padosan Ki Bachi

New Bachi

Purani Bachi

Samne Wali Bachi

Uper Wali Bachi

College Wali Bachi
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Ye Dekh Kar Biwi Excited Ho Gayi Ke

Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Ho Ga?

Biwi Ne Apna Number Dial Kiya To

Screen Pe Likha Hua Tha
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Pagal Ki Bachi 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Mein kis Sae Bat ker Rahay Ho?

Husband: Behn sae.

Wife: Behn Se Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kya Zarorat hai?

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy.


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms