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Itne Slow Awaz Mein

January 12th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Mein kis Sae Bat ker Rahay Ho?

Husband: Behn sae.

Wife: Behn Se Slow Awaz Mein Bolnay ki kya Zarorat hai?

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hy.

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Shadi ki Salgirah

December 21st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Wife: Aaj Humari Shadi ki Salgirah hai

Humein kya karna chahiye.?

Husband: Aao

Aj Hum is Hadsay ki yaad mein

2 Minute ki khamoshi ikhtiyar kartay Hain.

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Women Logic

November 20th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Women logic:

Mujhey ap per ghusa sirf is liye

chara hai kiyo ke mairey per ghusa

chara hai.

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Husband Wife Se

November 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:

Apki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.

Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use

achcha ladka nahi mila.

Husband shocks Saasumaa rocks

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Sabji Mein Namak

November 7th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband: Aaj Sabji mein namak thoda

zayda lag raha hai.

Wife: Namak barbar hai. Sabji thodi kam the :P

Wife is always right.

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Wife ke Photo Pocket Mein

October 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Aadmi Apni wife ki photo Hamesha

apni pocket me rakhta tha, Q k

Wo jab bhi kisi pareshani me hota

To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekh kr sochta,

Agar me isko face kr skta hun,

to phr her musibat ko face kr skta hun.

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Aloo Nazar Nai Ate

October 22nd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Shohar: ye aloo ke parathe me aloo nazar ni a rahe

Biwi: Chup ker ke khao kashmari pilao me kashmir nazar ata hai kiya?

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Ungli Table Se

October 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife EDHI center per ambulance k liye call krty hue:

Meri paon ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai

Operator hanste hue: Aur iske liye

aap ambulance bulana chahti hain?
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Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere shohar k liye hai,

usay hansna to nahi chahiye tha na…!!!

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