Category: Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: jb main tm pr gussa krta hon tu

tum apna gussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain !

kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: tmhary Toothbrush se


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Meri taraf mun kar ke soen

Mujhe dar lagta hai

Husband: Acha to bus tumne e jena hai?

Mein beshak dar dar ke mar jao 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi

Husband: OK

Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?

Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Jaha be jao kisay hai biwi ke

Koi la ker ro raha hai

Aur

koi lane ko ro raha hai 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Suppose Karo Agar Me, Aapki Har Baat Samjhu

Aur Har Baat Maanu To..??

Husband Hasta Hai. Bahut Hasta Hai.

Haste Haste Zameen Par Gir Jata Hai,

Aur Khushi Se Chilla K Kahta H.

Saala Suppose Karu To Bhi

Yakeen Nahi Ho Raha. 😛 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai

Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook

mein add ker rakha hai 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Biwi: ap ki birthday ke liye itna precious suit khirda hai

Shohar: Boht boht sukria. Suit dikhao kaisa hai?

Biwi: Mein abi pehn ker ate ho


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,

Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu

Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon

Wife: THeek hai theek hai

lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit

zaroor dila dena. 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

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