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Biwi: ap ki birthday ke liye itna precious suit khirda hai

Shohar: Boht boht sukria. Suit dikhao kaisa hai?

Biwi: Mein abi pehn ker ate ho


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,

Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu

Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon

Wife: THeek hai theek hai

lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit

zaroor dila dena. 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
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Husband: Jo shaks chori karta hai,

wo baad me zaroor pachhtata hai
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Wife: Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi

unke bare me kya khayaal hai?
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Husband: Keh to raha hoon,

jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai..!


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Aap Bahut bhole hai

Aapko koi bhi bewakoof bana deta hai

Husband: Start toh tere papa ne he kiya :/


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Jo admi humesha hasnta muskarata rahe

Usay Kehte hai Hus Mukh

Aur jis ka hasna muskharna pura bund ho jaye

Usay kehte hai Hus Band 😉 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai

Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.

Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed mein nai chala rahe the?

Admi: Sir me apni biwi ko lene susral ja raha tha

Judge: Thats all, case dismissed 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Doctor ne mareez ke memory wash ker de

aur pocha: Kuch yaad a raha hai?

mareez: sirf biwi ka name.

Doctor: sab kuch format ho gya magar virus nai gaya 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms


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