Category: Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband chaye jitna marzi naraz ho jaye

Per shopping ka maza tu unhe ke sath ata hai


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Agar main waqt hote toh

sab meri qadar karte

Husband: Log tumhein dekh kar dar jate

Wife: oh kiyo?

Husband: Log kehte,

Woh dekho bura waqt aa raha hai


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke

acha pakany wali milay

Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?

Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the

Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?

Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Biwi apne shohar se: tum tu kehte the

Ke shadi ke baad mujh bht pyar kero ge

Shohar: tu mujh kia pata tha ke tumhre shadi

mujh se he ho jye ge 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai

Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai

Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh

Koi acha larka nai mila 😛 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Killing mosquitoes

Wife: How many did you kill?

Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female

Wife: How do you know their genders?

Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: jb main tm pr gussa krta hon tu

tum apna gussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain !

kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: tmhary Toothbrush se


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

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