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Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke

acha pakany wali milay

Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?

Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the

Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?

Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Biwi apne shohar se: tum tu kehte the

Ke shadi ke baad mujh bht pyar kero ge

Shohar: tu mujh kia pata tha ke tumhre shadi

mujh se he ho jye ge 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai

Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai

Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh

Koi acha larka nai mila 😛 😛


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Killing mosquitoes

Wife: How many did you kill?

Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female

Wife: How do you know their genders?

Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Husband: jb main tm pr gussa krta hon tu

tum apna gussa kahan nikalti ho?

Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

Husband: hain !

kesy saaf krti ho?

Wife: tmhary Toothbrush se


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Meri taraf mun kar ke soen

Mujhe dar lagta hai

Husband: Acha to bus tumne e jena hai?

Mein beshak dar dar ke mar jao 😛 😉


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi

Husband: OK

Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?

Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu


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Husband Wife Urdu Sms


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