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Wife ke Photo Pocket Mein

October 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Aadmi Apni wife ki photo Hamesha

apni pocket me rakhta tha, Q k

Wo jab bhi kisi pareshani me hota

To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekh kr sochta,

Agar me isko face kr skta hun,

to phr her musibat ko face kr skta hun.

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Aloo Nazar Nai Ate

October 22nd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Shohar: ye aloo ke parathe me aloo nazar ni a rahe

Biwi: Chup ker ke khao kashmari pilao me kashmir nazar ata hai kiya?

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Ungli Table Se

October 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife EDHI center per ambulance k liye call krty hue:

Meri paon ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai

Operator hanste hue: Aur iske liye

aap ambulance bulana chahti hain?
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Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere shohar k liye hai,

usay hansna to nahi chahiye tha na…!!!

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BV kahan Hai

September 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sardar ka bhai USA se aya aur aty hi

bhai mere BV kahan hai?

Sardar wo to mar gai

Bhai: Sally tune mujh bataya kiyo ni?

Sardar? Socha suprise donga? ;)

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Shohar Kaha Hai

September 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Batao wo kon se aurat hai

jis ko 100% pata hota hai ke us ka Shohar kaha hai?

Student: Bewa Aurat ;) :P

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Sath Wale Ghar Mein

August 15th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife: Saath wale ghar mein larai ho rahe hai ap waha jaye to sai.

Husband: mein aik do bar gaya tha ise waja se larye ho rahe hai ;)

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Pyaas Lagi Hai

July 4th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband B.V se:

Pani pila do
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B.V: Kya pyaas lagi hai?

Husband (Ghusse se):

Nai Gala waikhna a kitho LEEK te nai krda

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Whole Weekend

June 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife: Janu,

Monday shopping,

Tuesday hotel,

Wednesday outing,

Thursday dinner,

Friday movie and

Saturday picnic

Kitna Maja aayega !!

Husband : Yes !!! Aur Sunday Masjid ke Bahir !

W: Kyu?

H: Bheek mangne !!! :P

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