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Lambi Umar Ka Tareeka

February 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?

Dr: Shadi ker lo.

Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?

Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.

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Kabi Girls Ke Taraf

January 19th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Teacher: Bacho Wada kro Kabhi Girls ki taraf nhi dekho gy

Bachey: Nhi dekhen gy

Teacher: Girls ka Picha nhi krogy

Bachey: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Girls se Love nhi krogy

Bache: Nhi krengy

Teacher: Or Watan pe Zindagi Qurban krogy

Bachy: Kr dengy Aisi Zindagi sy mar Jana hi behtar hai

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Jin ke Umar Hai

January 8th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

14 saal ke bachon ko pyar hora hai

60 saal ke lougon ke shadiyan hori hain

Aur jin ke umar hai ye sab kerne ke

wo saray wailay baithay hain :P

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Easy Load Kerwa Do

January 8th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sheikh to Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahib 1 rupee ka easy load ker de.

Shopkeeper: Gusse se !! 1 rupee ke load se kisi ko

call kerne ya message??

Sheikh: Kerna to kuch ni bs waise he urrane ke adat hai :P

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Shadi Se Dar

December 9th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Beta: Mujhe shadi nai kerne hai

mujh sab aurto se dar lagta hai

Baap: Ker le beta pir aik he aurat

se lage ga dar, baki sab ache lage ge ;)

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Mujh Tumhare Sath

December 4th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath

bike per jaty dekh liya

Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua?

Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis

le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai

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Being in Relation

November 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Being in a relation and being

in hospital is same in pakistan,

everyone will ask serious hai kiya?

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Phone Battery on 1%

October 31st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

When your phone battery is on 1%

and you are running for the charger.

You be like:

Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.

Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga

Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.

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