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Sooraj Ke Biwi

June 20th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kash !! Sooraj ki bhi biwi hote

kam se kam use thora control main toh rakhti :P ;)

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Mein Ne Kiyo Roka

June 10th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko kiyo roka hai?

Girl: Mera mascara kharab ho gaya hai?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Moti lag rahe hon?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Mere sath selfie lena hai?

Traffic police: Jao behenji, aap jao galti ho gye rokh ker :P

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Umar Kiya Hai

June 8th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Judge: Tumhare theek Umar kia hai?

Yaad rakho tum ne oath la rakha hai

Ab tum jhoot nai bhol sakti

Aurat: 21 Saal aur kuch mahaine

Judge: Kuch month se tumhara kia mean hai

Aurat: Janab !! 200 month :P ;)

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Itne Khush Kiyo Ho

May 31st, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
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Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi :P

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Mein Itne Hot

May 29th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl: Main itni Hot hoon

Tu hath lagayega to jal jayega

Boy: Really? Plz yahan aaja,

aaj kitchen mei cylinder khatam ho gaya hai ;)

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Mere Sawal Ka Jawab

May 9th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka

jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h

Tabhi Ali ne apna bag bahar phenk diya

Teacher: woh bag kisne phenka
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Ali: maine, aur ab mai ghar ja raha hu :P ;)

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Dusron ke Kam Aye

April 25th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Insaan woh hai jo

dusron ke kaam aaye

Student: Lekin exam ke waqt na toh

aap kud insan banti hain aur,

Na dusron ko insaan banne deti hain ;)

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Facebook Se Bahir

April 13th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Dad: Beta, Facebook, ke bahir bhi ek dunya hai.

Son: Dad, Zara link tou send karein ;)

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