Me: Bhai need your support

She is online and said I Love You kiya kero?

Lawyer: Bhai, sabse pehle screen shot le.

Documentation bahut zaroori hai


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Three types of ashiqs

Sache wale
Jhute wale
December wale 😛


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When i see a beautiful girl

Me to mom: Bride keren isse bride karen 😉


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Teacher pappu se

Koi aise jaga batao

jaha aurtein kam ni kerte

Pappu: Fire bergade

Teacher: wo kiyo?

Pappu: aurton ka kam aag lagana hota hai

Aag bhujna nai 😛


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Beeti hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai

Kuch Bachpan se ham Kameeny thy

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Kuch Larkiyon ki Meharbani hai……. :-)


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Aap kitny hi Dukh me Q na hon, koi nahi dekhta

Aap jitna bhi Ro lo, Koi nahi dekhta

Par 1 Din DATE per chalay jaao,

Tu Poora Khandan dekh leta hai….;-p 😀


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Girl : Bhabhi Me apny Boyfriend ko kiya dun??

Bhabhi : Us ka Naam kiya hai??

Girl : Ali

Bhabhi : Wo Dikhta kesa hai??

Girl :

Wonderful,
Beautiful,
Smart,
Cute,
&
Handsome..

Bhabhi : To Phir Mera

Zong ka Number de do….


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Ek Lady Interview dene gai

Interviewer: Kiya kerti hen Aap??

Lady: Me Pilot Hun.

Interviewer Bohat Respect k Saath :

Kiya Urati Hen Aap??

Lady : Husband k Paisay…:-)


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