Category: Funny Urdu Sms

Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna tha

Tou mere 100/100 marks aatay thy

Me: Atay hongay sir, Apko koi

Acha teacher perhata hoga


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Us ne paindu keh ke mera dila he tor diya

Mein ne to sirf biryani per custard he dala tha


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Dhoop se dar ni lagta sahib

DJ Bravo bune se lagta hai 😛 😉


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Ammi: Yeh biryani kha lo

Me: Mery sy kuch nai khaya jata

ab us ke beghair

Ammi: Kon hai woh

Me: Raitaa ammi g raitaa 😛


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Mother in law after marriage: Beta kese ho?

Me: Mujh choren ap batyen apki taraf tou

sukoon hai na ab 😉 😀


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Mother in law after marriage:

Beta kese ho?

Me: Mujhe chorein ap batyein apki

Taraf tou sukoon hai na ab


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Allama Iqbal Soe hoe Qoum Ko Jagana Chahty thy

Aur is baat ko sirf wapda ne he seriously liy hai 😛 🙂


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Kuch logo ke mutabiq mard ko kabi dard ni hota

Lo ge !! mard na ho gya mughal steel ho gya


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