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Potato Fever

August 24th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Meera: Fruit wale shop per

Mujh Potateos Fever chaye

Shopkeeper: Ye potatoes fever kia hota hai?

Meera: You literacy people iska matlab hota hai

Aalo Bukhara 😉

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Watching Drama

August 4th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Watching a drama with mom

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: OMG Yes

Me: *Smiles* Mom sees

Mom: Tujhay konsi maa yaad aa gaye?? 😛

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Sooraj Ke Biwi

June 20th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kash !! Sooraj ki bhi biwi hote

kam se kam use thora control main toh rakhti 😛 😉

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Mein Ne Kiyo Roka

June 10th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko kiyo roka hai?

Girl: Mera mascara kharab ho gaya hai?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Moti lag rahe hon?

Traffic police: nai

Girl: Mere sath selfie lena hai?

Traffic police: Jao behenji, aap jao galti ho gye rokh ker 😛

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Umar Kiya Hai

June 8th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Judge: Tumhare theek Umar kia hai?

Yaad rakho tum ne oath la rakha hai

Ab tum jhoot nai bhol sakti

Aurat: 21 Saal aur kuch mahaine

Judge: Kuch month se tumhara kia mean hai

Aurat: Janab !! 200 month 😛 😉

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Itne Khush Kiyo Ho

May 31st, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
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Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi 😛

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Mein Itne Hot

May 29th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl: Main itni Hot hoon

Tu hath lagayega to jal jayega

Boy: Really? Plz yahan aaja,

aaj kitchen mei cylinder khatam ho gaya hai 😉

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Mere Sawal Ka Jawab

May 9th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka

jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h

Tabhi Ali ne apna bag bahar phenk diya

Teacher: woh bag kisne phenka
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Ali: maine, aur ab mai ghar ja raha hu 😛 😉

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