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4 pathano ne mil kr petrol pump khola 1 b custmer nhe aya Q? Petrol pump 2nd floor pr tha Phir 4ron ne usi floor pe resturent khola 1 b custmr nhe aya Q? Petrol pump ka board nhe htaya ! Phir 4ron ne 1 taxi li 1 b swari nhe mili Q? 2pathan aage [...]

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Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’ pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D  

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Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai . . . Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..? . . . . . Kitne number se.:p  

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BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye? pathan:cousin ki shadi he. boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q? pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .  

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1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha ,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.  

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Teacher :pani ka formula batao?? Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3. Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai?? Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..  

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