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1 Pathan Nay Gali Mein

June 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.

Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,

Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.

1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.

Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

Kachra Maine Phainka aur

Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

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Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

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eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

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Pathan Galti Se Samunder

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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College Ki Ladki Se

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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A Man Jumpd Into Water

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water

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Tum Raja Ho

March 30th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Pathan Mirasi Se Tum Raja Ho

Mirasi: Ni me mirasi hun

Pathan ne phr pucha: Tum Raja h0

Mirasi: Nhi me mirasi hun yr mirasi

Pathan: tum raja h0 na?

Mirasi: ni ma mirasi hun samj ni a ri tujhy..?

pathan: sach sach bata tu raja hi h na?

Mirasi: ni ni ma mirasi hun.

Pathan: Ni Tum Raja h0.

Mirasi ghuse se: han han me Raja hi hun.

Pathan: Shakal se t0 mirasi lagtay h0.

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Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya

January 15th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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