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25 Rupay ka Sadqa

August 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ne 25rupay liye,

Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,

Or

Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.

Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,

Or

Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

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1 Crore ka Inaam Nikla

August 1st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,

Pathan Bola,

Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

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1 Pathan Nay Gali Mein

June 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.

Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,

Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.

1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.

Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

Kachra Maine Phainka aur

Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

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Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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Batao Aisa Kiya Karen

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
,
PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

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Pathan Galti Se Samunder

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya….
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….
use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

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College Ki Ladki Se

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

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A Man Jumpd Into Water

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out
A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded
Humans r Soluble in water

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