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Passport Size Photo

May 24th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher

ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara

peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye

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Parosan Se Thapar

May 23rd, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Son: Papa aap ko parosan ne thapar kis waja se mara?

Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata

Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas

sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.

Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh

awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga

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Aj Humara Mood Nai

January 16th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai. ;) :D

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15 Din ke Chutiya

January 13th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.

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Nawar ke Kofte

December 10th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte :P ;)

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Pathan to Doctor

September 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan to Doctor

Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt

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Tambako Se Door Rehna

September 18th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

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Khala Ko Bholo

August 29th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.

Pathan sharmate hoe:

Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.

Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye.

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