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Teacher: pani ka formula batao??

Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3

Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai??

Pathan: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai.. :)


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Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?

Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3

Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai?

Pathan: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai.. :)


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Pathan ka ek jumlay ne photo grapher

ko pagal ker diya:
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Yara passport size photo banana lekin hamara

peshawri chappal lazmi aana chaye


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Son: Papa aap ko parosan ne thapar kis waja se mara?

Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata

Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar ke pas

sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.

Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh

awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon ga


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Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai. 😉 😀


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Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.


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Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte 😛 😉


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Pathan to Doctor

Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt


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