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Nawar ke Kofte

December 10th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte :P ;)

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Pathan to Doctor

September 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Pathan to Doctor

Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt

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Tambako Se Door Rehna

September 18th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

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Khala Ko Bholo

August 29th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.

Pathan sharmate hoe:

Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.

Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye.

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25 Rupay ka Sadqa

August 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ne 25rupay liye,

Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,

Or

Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.

Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,

Or

Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

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1 Crore ka Inaam Nikla

August 1st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,

Pathan Bola,

Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

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1 Pathan Nay Gali Mein

June 27th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.

Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,

Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.

1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.

Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

Kachra Maine Phainka aur

Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

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Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai

April 1st, 2014 by komal, No Comments

eacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

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