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Aj Humara Mood Nai

January 16th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai. ;) :D

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15 Din ke Chutiya

January 13th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Boss: Tumhain 15 Din ki Chuti kiyo chahiye?

Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi hy

Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kuin?

Pathan: (Sharma k) Cousin ka Shadi Ham sae ho raha hai.

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Nawar ke Kofte

December 10th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ke biwi: aj hum ne special khana bunya hai

Jis ko kha ke ap khushi se pagal ho jaye ge.

Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?

Begum: Naswar ke kofte :P ;)

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Pathan to Doctor

September 23rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan to Doctor

Awaaz sunayi daiti hai laikin admi dikhayi nahn daita

Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai

Pathan: Phone krty waqt

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Tambako Se Door Rehna

September 18th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha

Dost ne pocha Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho?

Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai

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Khala Ko Bholo

August 29th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki: mere Ami ko tum bht pasand aye ho.

Pathan sharmate hoe:

Kuch be ho, per hum shadi tum se he kere ga.

Khala ko bholo hume bhol jaye.

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25 Rupay ka Sadqa

August 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ne 25rupay liye,

Bv k sir per war k sadqa utara,

Or

Us mein 75rupay daal k 100 wala card load karwa liya.

Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

Pathan: Balance 75rupay meray pas agya,

Or

Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.

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1 Crore ka Inaam Nikla

August 1st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,

Pathan Bola,

Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

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