Category: Banta sms

Nurse Ne Baby Ko banta Ke Haath Mein Diya

Woh Kushi Se Chillaya: Putta-R Hua !

Puttar Hua

Nurse Chillai: Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad, Larki Hui Hai..

Meri Ungli Chhod. 😛


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Nurse Ne Baby Ko banta Ke Haath Mein Diya

Woh Kushi Se Chillaya: Putta-R Hua !

Puttar Hua

Nurse Chillai: Abbe Andhe Ki Aulad, Larki Hui Hai..

Meri Ungli Chhod. 😛


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Banta Placed Two Stones In His Ears
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Second Banta: Oye, What Are You Doing?
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Banta: oye Donot Disturb

I am Listening To ROCK Music 😛


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Banta Apne Dost K Ghr Se Apne Ghar Jane Laga

To Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi.

Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao Barish Bohat Tez He

Banta: Ok

Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or

Dkha To Santa Ghayab Tha.

1 Ghante Bad Santa Bheegta Hua Aya Or Kehne Laga.

Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane

Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se

Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga 😛


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Telephone joint family the

Mobile ne ghar ke

Ek Ek member ko alag ker diya


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Banta sms

When someone says:

Yaar baat paison ke nai hai

Toh yaqeen karo

Baat paison ke hee hote hai 😛


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Santa: apni wife nu kutt reha si

Saareya ne puchya kyo kutt reha hai

Santa: ehne meri chaa wich taaviz paayi ae

Wife rondi rondi kehndi: Tea bag si kanjra.


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Santa ki maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi

aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to

papa ne meri shadi krai.

Fir ja ke santa hua..


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