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Phone Battery on 1%

October 31st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

When your phone battery is on 1%

and you are running for the charger.

You be like:

Tujh kuch ni hoga bhai.

Mai Tujh kuch nai hone dunga

Bas tu aankhein mat band karna.

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Train ke Peche Bhag

October 28th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Char sardar train ke peche bhaag rahe the

Do train per charne me kameeb ho ge.

Logo ne kaha sardar jee Welldone.

Sardar: Khak welldone.

Jana unho ne tha jo neche reh ge

Hum to chorne aye the

[~ Read more]

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Wife ke Photo Pocket Mein

October 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Aadmi Apni wife ki photo Hamesha

apni pocket me rakhta tha, Q k

Wo jab bhi kisi pareshani me hota

To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekh kr sochta,

Agar me isko face kr skta hun,

to phr her musibat ko face kr skta hun.

[~ Read more]

Tags: Husband Wife Urdu Sms


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Aloo Nazar Nai Ate

October 22nd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Shohar: ye aloo ke parathe me aloo nazar ni a rahe

Biwi: Chup ker ke khao kashmari pilao me kashmir nazar ata hai kiya?

[~ Read more]

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Ungli Table Se

October 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife EDHI center per ambulance k liye call krty hue:

Meri paon ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai

Operator hanste hue: Aur iske liye

aap ambulance bulana chahti hain?
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Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere shohar k liye hai,

usay hansna to nahi chahiye tha na…!!!

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In Relationship Or Hospital

October 14th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Being In a Relationship

and being In The Hospital is the same

Everyone asks: Serious hai kiya?

[~ Read more]

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Viber Use Kerte Ho

October 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff Ye un-educated b na

Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai.

Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb

paani ziyada ho warna poocha he lagati hu.

[~ Read more]

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Chand Raat Aur Eid

October 5th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Tuje Sochna Meri Chand Raat Or

Tuje Dekhna Meri Eid Hai

Bakra Eid Mubarak

[~ Read more]

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