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Khaana khaate huye husband ne patni ko aawaz lagaai

Darling yeh jo tumne sabji banaai hai ise kya kehte hain

Wife: Kyun, kisliye poochh rahe ho
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Husband: Arre bhai mujhse bhi toh baad mein poochha jayega

Kya kha ke mare the


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Naughty Urdu Sms

Logo ko barish me mehboob nazar ate hai

Aur mujh pakroay 😛


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Lahoriyo per ke gye aik research se maloom hoa

Ke dhoke aur khoty ka jab tak pata chalta hai

Banda kha chuka hota hai 😛 😉


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Kuch he saal nokri ker ke sumjh mein a gya ke

University wale degree ko pipe ke tarah gol ker

ke kiyo dete hai 😉 😛


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Sardar: Aik jaga interview dene gya

Admi: Tumhari education kia hai?

Sardar: L.L.K.M.P

Admi: Ye kon se degree hai

Sardar: Lamak Lamak ke matric pass 😛


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Body goal ke chakkaron mein body gol ho gaye 😛


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Lifeboy kills 99.99% germs

Safeguard kills 99.99% germs

you know what is 0.01% ??

It is your andar ka kera

Which no one can kill 😛


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Respect the pan wala

He is the only guy who asks you

for permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛


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