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Bhai Chaye

April 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Child: Mama muje bhai chaiye

Mama: Beta tmhre Abu U.S.A gay hain,

wo a jaen phir sochen ge.

Child: Mama,Ap sath waly uncle se bat kro na,

papa ko Surprise denge.

 

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Pappu Aik Story

April 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Teacher : pappu ek story sunao with moral
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pappu : me ne use call ki wo so rhi thi
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phr us ne mujhe call ki to me so raha tha
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Moral : jesi krni wesi bharni

 

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Chup kerwa rahe

April 15th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kiya ker rahi hain

Main Ro rhi hun

Sub theek to hai na…

Kyn ro rhi ho ?

Takay aap mujhe chup kara sakain. ;)

 

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Wife ne Darwaza Khola

April 15th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband: shoping ker k aya Wife ne darwaza khola

Husband : ye dabba utha lo

Wife: iss mein zaror mere khanay ki chiz hogi

Husband : Han mere jotay hen iss mein

 

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Beghariat sa Murgha

April 13th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Molvi mehman se: aap ke liye kadu sharif pakaun?

Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke qabil nhi hon,

aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein. ;)

 

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Bari Nishani Hai

April 13th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Allah ne Aasmano aur zamen ko hikmat ke sath paida kya hai,

kuch shak nahi ke eman walon ke liye iss me bari nishani hai…

(Ankaboot,Ayat#44)

 

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Barf Golay ki Tarah

April 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

DOST Barf ke us Golay ki tarah hai

jise banana toh bahut aasan hai

magar barqrar rakhna bahut mushkil hai

so take care of urself GOLAY :P ;)

 

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Chappal Ka Size

April 12th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pappu: I Love You

Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?

Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA

SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,

chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se

I hate u.. :P :P ;)

 

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