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Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=


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Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :


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Agr gosht main dalny k liay kuch na milay to…

Ap BHANGRA dal lain;-)

\(,”)/ ) ) dang dang /_\_ dangggg…

” Zubaida aapa” k shughli totkay..


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“MEERA’S POETRY”

“Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,

But iss heart ka what karun jo beat’ta hai just tere liye…
Aff Cooours!:-D


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Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga

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Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,:-)


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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)


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Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…

Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??

Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)


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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.


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