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Maxak ke haad

April 1st, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND

Pagal kahe gussa na hona

Jahil kahe to b cool rahna

Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to rakh k chamat marnaQ k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha.

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Software Engineer

March 30th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

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HeighT oF TechnicaL ThinkinG

A Software Engineer falling from the r0of 0f a

building and sh0uting

F1 F1 F1 instead 0f HELP HELP HELP ;)

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Hoor ke tarefain

March 27th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Molvi jumay k din Hoor ki tarefain bayan kr rha tha

Hoor asi hogi wesi hogi, jb zada josh main aya,to bola

“Aur kia bataon, bsGhulam Din ki BV ko dekh lo” :$

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Ye Watan hmara hai

March 25th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Ye watan hamara hai .
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Tum ho khwah makhwah is mein… ;-)

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Nargis karobar

March 23rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

A Girl asked Nargis:
Aunty Aap k pass Car, Bangla our Bara Bank Balance hay.
Aap ka kya Karobar hay?

Nargis: Bus beta chotta sa “HOLE ,, SALE” ka Karobar hay.

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Petrol MUK gaya hy

March 6th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

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khoobsurti ka raaz

March 4th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls

or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain

Poochte hain k

“Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy” :-)

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1 kuwari larki

February 12th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.

Uss K Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?

Larhki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,

Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.

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