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BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon

July 23rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

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Tags: Mazahiya shayari ~ Naughty Urdu Sms ~ Urdu Sms Jokes


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pyas bhujao

July 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

 A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

SUBMITTED BY: Syed Muhammad Akbar

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Tags: Adult sms ~ Flirt sms ~ Funny Urdu Sms ~ Naughty sms ~ Urdu Sms Jokes


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my balance is insufficient

July 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

SHAIR ARZ Hai…..

My balance is Insufficient

for making this call ‘FARAZ’

Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat

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where is ur heart?

July 16th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

 Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..   :D

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teacher and student

July 13th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Tchr: why did you laugh?

Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra

Tchr: Get out of class for a week

2nd Boy laugh

Tchr: why did u laugh?

Boy: i saw both straps

Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth

she bent down to pick chalk

Little jony started walking out

Tchr: y r u going out?

jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over :D   :)

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Funny Happy Birthday sms

July 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Happy Birthday to u dear!

Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj

“International Monkey Day”hai.

Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna   :P

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Light off honay par

June 30th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Light off honay par

London: Oh no..!

Washington : What is this.?

Karachi: phir chali gai..

Fasialabad : oo gai aa..

Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..   :)   :D

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