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Funny heroin Sms

February 10th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Night was dark,

Moon was high,

Boy stopped bike,

Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

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Funny sms on BS (CS)

January 21st, 2010 by Nabeel, 1 Comment

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Ye BS(CS) nahi asaan,

bs itna samajh lijiye…

pathanon ka ilaaqa hai aur jhuk k jana hai..

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Funny Students Of Accounting & Finance

January 16th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

ARRANGE MARRIAGE…

500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…

Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000

Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667

1 ghntay ka 9027.77778

Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..

Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE :-PSirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……

A Message From:

***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . . ;)

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Larka aadhi Raat ko

January 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko

Larkay ko SMS kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai

Maza aayga

Larka chala gya

waqai ghar pe koi nai tha

TALA LAGA THA

Submit By: admin

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Molvi Bus Me

December 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

Submit By: Admin (0321-458…….)

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Biwi Ka hal By malang baba

December 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband: Malang baba meri BIWI bahut pareshan krti hy

us ka koi hal batao.

Malang: beta Agar bivi ka koi Hal hota to aaj

main MALANG na hota :)

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Stupid Girl and Teacher

December 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi !!

Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to

kia hota hai?

Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..

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Nasa has launched L project

December 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

NASA has launched a project “L” whch consist

a new and better space ship 2 send odanary people

into space specially 2 Moon without been so expensive

only for u have to folow 1 simple rule n that is

“CHARRHO LUN TAY= Pohanacho CHUN TAY”

Feel free to contact our project manager

Mr. GullKhan to enjoy the ride

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