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Petrol MUK gaya hy

March 6th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said: “Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

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khoobsurti ka raaz

March 4th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls

or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain

Poochte hain k

“Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy” :-)

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1 kuwari larki

February 12th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.

Uss K Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?

Larhki: Papa Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,

Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.

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Funny heroin Sms

February 10th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

Night was dark,

Moon was high,

Boy stopped bike,

Girl ask WHY?

He came close,

She felt shy,&

He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

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Funny sms on BS (CS)

January 21st, 2010 by Nabeel, 1 Comment

Ye BS(CS) nahi asaan,

bs itna samajh lijiye…

pathanon ka ilaaqa hai aur jhuk k jana hai..

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Funny Students Of Accounting & Finance

January 16th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

ARRANGE MARRIAGE…

500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…

Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000

Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667

1 ghntay ka 9027.77778

Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..

Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE :-PSirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……

A Message From:

***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . . ;)

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Larka aadhi Raat ko

January 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko

Larkay ko SMS kiya k

Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai

Maza aayga

Larka chala gya

waqai ghar pe koi nai tha

TALA LAGA THA

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Molvi Bus Me

December 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
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Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

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