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Molvi Bus Me

December 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
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Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

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Biwi Ka hal By malang baba

December 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Husband: Malang baba meri BIWI bahut pareshan krti hy

us ka koi hal batao.

Malang: beta Agar bivi ka koi Hal hota to aaj

main MALANG na hota :)

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Stupid Girl and Teacher

December 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?

Girl: Chup rahi !!

Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to

kia hota hai?

Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..

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Nasa has launched L project

December 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

NASA has launched a project “L” whch consist

a new and better space ship 2 send odanary people

into space specially 2 Moon without been so expensive

only for u have to folow 1 simple rule n that is

“CHARRHO LUN TAY= Pohanacho CHUN TAY”

Feel free to contact our project manager

Mr. GullKhan to enjoy the ride

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Hath ki Lakeerain

November 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin

or pir Hans kar kaha !!!

Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay

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Cheeni K… :)

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Funny Exam

November 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

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Larki ki amma

November 10th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

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Dhamaka khaiz Bachiya

November 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Breaking Newz

Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai

jis me mein dhamaka khaiz

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Bachiyan hain.

HAnso mat

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DHONDO….!!

Kamino

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