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Charsi Ka Ciagrate

October 18th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha

1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha

charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..   :-D

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Raat k Sannatte me

October 17th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad :)

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Funny Sardar Race

October 11th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya

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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

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Pathan ka Tarjarbay- Urdu Sms

October 8th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)

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Funny Mulzim in Thana

October 7th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..

Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..

Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..

FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..

“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” :P

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Naughty Peer Ji

October 5th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. Un Dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi??

Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??

Peer: pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga. :P

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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN

October 2nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:

Khan sahab ap q udas hai?

Pathan: aj hum ko

N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya

Admi: wo kiya??

Udas Pathan

“NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN” :D

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Funny Police Sms

September 30th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Police wala apne SON se.

School se apka result acha nai aya

is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band.

Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro

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