Category: Urdu Sms Jokes

NEWTON’S 7th LAW :

“The rate of loadshedng is directly propotional to the rise in températurè”

Let

L is loadsheding,

T is temperature

So, Læ T L=bT

Where ‘b’ is constant of beghairti

Thé beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant…;-)


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Marasiyon ka baap mrny wala tha us k gird sb khamosh bethy the maahol sogwaar tha

1 marasi bola welay bethy aan,jidon tk aba mrda nai niki niki tolki waja lo.:)


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Bara mushkil hai COLLEGE ki MiSS se pyar karna

MohsiN

Love letter bheja tha

Sign kr k 3 star de diya..(‘.’)

<))>dekh yar!

_/?¿ Assignment Thori thi…


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A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning..

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Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D


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1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

Student ho?

Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.


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Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga?

DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.

Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!


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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?

Student: Bahu laoon ga.

Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?

Student: Pota.

Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?

Student: Shadi..


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Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..


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