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Larka Aunty ke ghar

October 29th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gye ,

Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao

Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.

Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai

to larke ne pucha ap kon?

Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??

Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

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Young Generation

October 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

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* Young Generation ki Dua *

Oh my “GOD”
oh my “MOLA”

give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”

a mobile “NOKIA YA MOTROLA”

God i m alone in ur whole world.

So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of

” SOLA ”

But the girl should be

” HOT AND SHOLA ” :D

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Sardar aur Punjabi ka Interview

October 26th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?
ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai :D

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All Schools Remain Close

October 23rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

All Schools,Colleges nd UNIV’S of pakistan will remain close till 11th November !!!

 

For details visit

 

www. inni vi lut nai pai hoi.com :P

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Funny Bomb Sms

October 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.

kiya wo phat gaya tha?

Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola

“THAAA”

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Charsi Ka Ciagrate

October 18th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha

1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha

charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..   :-D

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Raat k Sannatte me

October 17th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung

Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye

Ap ko tham le Or kahe

Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad :)

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Funny Sardar Race

October 11th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya

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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

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