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Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga

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Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,:-)


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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)


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Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…

Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??

Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)


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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.


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Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.


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Agr sir pr baal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro urea lagayen
jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)

Zubeda apa k zarai totky


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Taman doston se guzarish hai k Allah k waastey Zubeda Aapa ka mazaq na uraein wo buzurg khatoon hain. ALLAH mazaq uraney walo ka mazaq bana deta hai.zara sochein koi is tarha hamari Maa ka mazaq uraein tau??? Khud ko bhi rokein or 2sro ko bhi rokein.pls fwd 2 all.
From
Zubeda aapa ka Boy friendB-)


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Height of Shock

Maalkin – kya hoa tum 3 din kaam pe nahi ayi ?

Kaam wali – Mem saab maine to facebook pe status update kardia tha ke … ” Going to gaaon for 2 days ”
aapke husband ne comment b kia tha
” have a safe trip, come so0n honey ” 😛


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