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Agr gosht main dalny k liay kuch na milay to…

Ap BHANGRA dal lain;-)

\(,”)/ ) ) dang dang /_\_ dangggg…

” Zubaida aapa” k shughli totkay..


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“MEERA’S POETRY”

“Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,

But iss heart ka what karun jo beat’ta hai just tere liye…
Aff Cooours!:-D


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Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga

Q k

Q k

Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,:-)


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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
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Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, basanti k bhi le le, jay aur veeru k bhi le le…
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Octopus banja kaminay!
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Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu toh emotional ho gaya!!!:-P:-)


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Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…

Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??

Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)


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Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,

Uski Doli agar Uthi

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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nahi,
Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.


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Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.


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Agr sir pr baal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro urea lagayen
jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)

Zubeda apa k zarai totky


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