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Hath ki Lakeerain

November 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin

or pir Hans kar kaha !!!

Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,

Sivaay

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Cheeni K… :)

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Funny Exam

November 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

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Larki ki amma

November 10th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

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Dhamaka khaiz Bachiya

November 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Breaking Newz

Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai

jis me mein dhamaka khaiz

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Bachiyan hain.

HAnso mat

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DHONDO….!!

Kamino

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Funny Urdu Sms Jokes

November 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

Railway officer was taking an interview…

Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi

hen to tum kiya karoge?

Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.

Officer: Agr na badal sako?

Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.

Officer: Light na ho to?

Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.

Officer: Flag b na mila to?

Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.

Officer: wo kiyo?

Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!

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Sardar K Ghar ke Name Plate

November 2nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha

Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC

1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?

Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?

Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai

MSC- Mother of Seven Children

FSC- Father os Seven Children

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Difference B/W friend n best friend

October 31st, 2009 by Nabeel, 2 Comments

The Difference B/W friend n best friend..

Friend says:

Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..

Best Friend Says:

Bhaga kanjer, agey cultus mein bachyian hain..

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Larka Aunty ke ghar

October 29th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.

Usay kafi dair ho gye ,

Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao

Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.

Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai

to larke ne pucha ap kon?

Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??

Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

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