July 23rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
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Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker
Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,
Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker
Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki
Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,
Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai
Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon
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Tags: Mazahiya shayari ~ Naughty Urdu Sms ~ Urdu Sms Jokes
July 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
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A girl was thirsty.
She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her
She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao
JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
SUBMITTED BY: Syed Muhammad Akbar
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July 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
SHAIR ARZ Hai…..
My balance is Insufficient
for making this call ‘FARAZ’
Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat
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Tags: faraz funny sms ~ Mazahiya shayari ~ Urdu Sms Jokes
July 16th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Biology Ki Miss:
Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?
All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:
“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!
Teachr Smiles
&
Says:
Mera B..
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July 13th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over
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July 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Happy Birthday to u dear!
Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj
“International Monkey Day”hai.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna
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June 30th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Light off honay par
London: Oh no..!
Washington : What is this.?
Karachi: phir chali gai..
Fasialabad : oo gai aa..
Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..
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