Category: Urdu Sms Jokes

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A negro telling his negress girlfriend on a Dark Cloudy Morning..

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Ajj din charheya teray rang varga..:-D


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1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

Student ho?

Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.


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Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga?

DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.

Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!


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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?

Student: Bahu laoon ga.

Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?

Student: Pota.

Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?

Student: Shadi..


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Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..


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1 aurt ne apni Sas k pas SANP betha dekha to SANP se boli: DASS LE! DASS LE

SANP BOLA : kya dass loon?? Me khud in sy zeher ka

“EASY-LOAD”

krwane aaya hoon.


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Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:

1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhien.

2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhien

3. Match say zyada doaon mien khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karien.

4. Catch chotnay ki surat mien laahol parhien.

5. Catch pakray janay ki surat mien Allah ki hamd-o-sana karien.

6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhien

7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhien

(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB) => SHAHID AFRIDI <=


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Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :


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