2 bachay examinatin hall my bethey they
examiner bht strict tha
cheating nhn karne de rha tha
ek bachay ne chit likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja k apni chair py beth gya.
2sra bacha pehle se: yar tu ne kya likha?
bachay ne kaha

“SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui He”


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BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.

Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?

Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .

Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.


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3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???

??

Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai :p


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Jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain Door

Wah Wah

jo aankhon se hamesha rahtey hain door
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Wo Question Exam me aatey hain Zaroor.


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Khofnaak waqiya

Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..

wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha

MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO


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Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..


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Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

.

Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai 😉 😛 😀


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Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun

Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun

admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.


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