Larkiyan bhi mohabbat main aisay

Larkon ko chaand taaray tor kar laanay

Ko kehti hai jin ko muhallay main

Koi amrood bhi tornay nai deta ๐Ÿ˜›


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Parents: Nikkamany !! Akhir aj tu bata de

Tu kiya parhna chahta hai?

Boy: Nikkah ๐Ÿ˜›


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Pappu ne raat ke 2 baje doctor ko phone kiya
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Doctor saab, mujh neend na aane ke bimari hai

To saale isse phaila kiyo raha hai


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Uncle :- Kya Karte Ho Beta?
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Me :- Tourist Hun.
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Uncle : Wow! Historical Places Visit Karte Ho ?
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Me : Nahi Uncleโ€ฆ Facebook Pe Girls Ki Profile Visit Karta Hunโ€ฆ


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Reporter: 80 ki age me bhi wife ko darling kehte ho.

Iss pyaar ka raaz?

Old man : 20 saal pehle naam bhul gaya.

Puchhne ki himmat nahi hai. ๐Ÿ˜›


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Itne muskil se duaeen maang ker

log larka mangtay hain aur wo

facebook per larki ban jata hai ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰


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Aunty: Beta kaha rehte ho aaj kal?
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Me: Tension me ๐Ÿ˜›


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When phupho was born

Doctor said: Mubarak ho ap ke haan phadda hoa hai ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›


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