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Tension De Pershan Kere

February 21st, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Beta Maa ko mante hoe

Ami mujh dukh de,

Tension de, pershan ker de.

Mere peche jin laga de

Maa: Beta seedhi tarah kaho ke biwi chaye ;)

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Kisi Danishwar Ne

February 19th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,

Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday

Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy. ;)

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Jokes on WhatsApp

February 11th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

My boss installed whatsapp and texted me:

Oye jokes bhej.

I replied: Sir pehlay ye batao mera increment

kab hoga?

Boss replied: Mast tha !! aur bhej :P

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Whatsapp Nai Hai

February 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher to boy: Class mein din bhar ladkiyon ke sath

itne baate kiyo karte rehte ho?

Boy: Sir, main garib hu.

Mere mobile mein whatsapp nai hai :P

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Petrol Raste Mein

January 25th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Us ka petrol raste mein he khatam ho gaya

Jo kehta ha falak tak sath chal mere ;)

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What is Self Insult

January 17th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

What is self insult?

An angry boss – Tumne kabi gadha deka hai??

Employee (Head Down) – No Sir !!

BOSS – Nechey kiya dekh rahe ho look at me

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Kapro ke Andar

January 14th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wo kon c Bekar cheez hai jo ap k kapro k andr ha?

Nahi pata?
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Maa sadqay O tusi Ap E O ;)

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Doctor Charsi Se

January 3rd, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Doctor Charsi SaY…?

Sigrat Noshi Ahista Ahista Insan Ko Mar Deti Hai
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Charsi: Tay Theek Ae, Saanu Keri Jaldi Ae ;)

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