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Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana hai

Relationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai


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She: kia kerte ho?

Me: CA

She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant

Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam 😛 😀


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Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote

toh university mein top kar leta main

Grandpa: Coughs 😛 😀


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She: Tum saray larky ek jaise q hote ho?

Me: Q ke hum makeup nai kerte 😀


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University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain

Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen 😛


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Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?

Boy: Azaad parinday

Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu

Whatsapp ke aulaad 😛 😀


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Jitni abadi islamabad ke hai

Us se zayda log tu lahore mein

tandoor per khary hote hai 😛


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Ajkal jis umer mein bacho ke dil

ke ghantiya bhaj rahe hai

Mein is umer mein mullahe walo ke dawarze

ke ghantiya bhaja ker bhaga kerta tha


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