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She: Tum saray larky ek jaise q hote ho?

Me: Q ke hum makeup nai kerte 😀


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University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain

Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen 😛


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Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?

Boy: Azaad parinday

Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu

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Jitni abadi islamabad ke hai

Us se zayda log tu lahore mein

tandoor per khary hote hai 😛


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Ajkal jis umer mein bacho ke dil

ke ghantiya bhaj rahe hai

Mein is umer mein mullahe walo ke dawarze

ke ghantiya bhaja ker bhaga kerta tha


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Halwa poori hote hai

Bhel poori hote hai

Pani pure bhi hote hai

Ek bus mere neend he hai

Jo kabi poori nai hote 😛


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Uncle: Beta baray ho ker kia karo ge?

Beta: Bacho se yehe sawal kero ga 😛


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Ye panama leaks walay hamaray

Final paper nai leak kar saktay 😛 😉


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