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SMS Package Khatam

October 28th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Aaj pehli bar tum class mein

baaten ker rahey ho, Humesha

tum nazren jhuka ke mere lecture sunte thy.

Madam: Aaj Mera SMS package khatam ho gaya hai :P

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3 Bar Call Kiya

October 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

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Awkward Moment for Wedding

October 2nd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

That awkward moment when you

see a beautiful girl at a wedding

and then she shouts

Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti

Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)

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Gas Ho Gaye Hai

September 25th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Patient: Doctor sahib mere pait

me bht gas ho gye hai

Doctor: Ahista bolo

Government ne sun liya to char

din ke liye bund ker denge. ;)

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Ye Suit Kitne Ka

September 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?

Dukhandar: 1500 ka

Larki: Uff aur wo wala

Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff

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Sabzi Wala

July 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

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Aur Dekh Apni Maa Nu

July 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

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Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

July 8th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

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