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Me: Mujh nai lagta ke humari shadi hogi

GF: Kiyo? Mere papa se mile the kia?

Me: Nai, tumhari behan se 😛 😉


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Dulha ghunghat uthane se pehle

Main chehra dekh loon apka?

Dulhan: Dekh ke delete ker dena 😛


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Teacher: what is half of 8?

Student: Depend kerta hai miss

Agar horizontally aadha karo toh

0 aur vertically karo toh 3 😛

*Teacher Behoosh*


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Now a days girls be like

Molvi sahab: Kia ap ko yeh nikaah qabool hai?

Girl: Jee but as a friend


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Boy: Mujh nai lagta ki humari shadi hogi

Girl: kiyo? Mere papa se mile the kiya?

Boy: Nai, Tumhari bahan se 😀


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1st Friend: Aj me ne tujh TV per dekha

2nd Friend: wow !! Kis channel per?

1st Friend: Animal Planet per 😛 😉


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PTCL call ker ke shikyat kerwane ka shukriya

Ap ke shikyat ke bare mein hum utne he

Fikarmand hai jaise mere ghar wale

Mere risthy ke bare mein 😛


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First girl: Shadi ke sab tayari ker le hai?

Second girl: Ha bs sim torna reh gye hai 😛


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