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Sabzi Wala

July 24th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

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Aur Dekh Apni Maa Nu

July 17th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

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Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

July 8th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

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Gullu Butt Quote

July 7th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Gadian Todo

Sheeshay todo

per dil mat todo

By Gullu Butt ;)

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Pagal Dentist Se

June 28th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Pagal dentist se:

kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?

Dr: nahi

Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.

Dr: wo kaise?

Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;) :P

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3 Famous Pakistan Mill

June 16th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

There are Famous mills in Pakistan

1. Sugar Mill.

2. Cotton Mill.

And the most Famous is.

3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..

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Ghanday kapro Se

June 10th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

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Logo ko Pyar

June 3rd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese

mil jata hai humein to samose

key saath chatni bhi ni milti :P

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