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Gari Speed Mein

May 11th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed me nai chala rahe thy

Admi: Sar me apni biwi ko lene susural ja raha tha.

Judge: Thats all, case dimissed

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Blood Group

May 9th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Abu: Blood group kia hai tumhara?

Me: B+

Tumhari pupho ke betay ka A+ hai

koi sharam hai tumhay :P ;)

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Garmi Mein Be

May 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Jo Insan itne garmi mein be tameez

say baat kary,

wo waqayi tameezdaar hai

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Itne Fikar Mat

May 4th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Teacher: Aaj tum late kiyo aaye ho?

Kid: Miss aap mere itni fikar mat kiya

karo log galat matlab le lete hai ;) :P

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Mohabbat to Bas Naam

April 8th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Mohabbat toh bas naam se

badnaam hai

Asli dard toh slow internet deta hai. ;)

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Tumhare Result Ka

April 3rd, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Father: Tumhare Result Ka Kiya Hua

Son: Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Hy

Father: Or Tum?

Son: Doctor Ka Beta B Fail Hy.

Father: Or Tmhara Result Kesa Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta B Fail Ho Gaya Hy

Father: Kamine, Me Tera Puch Raha Hun.

Son: To Aap Konse Allama Iqbal Ho?

Apka Beta B Fail hi Hai ;) :P

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Jorron Ka Dard

March 15th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Agar koi jorron ke dard mein

Mubtala hai to usay chahiye 1 bar
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Kamli Kamli per Katrina ke tarha

Dance kare phr fark dekhen :P ;)

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Tension De Pershan Kere

February 21st, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Beta Maa ko mante hoe

Ami mujh dukh de,

Tension de, pershan ker de.

Mere peche jin laga de

Maa: Beta seedhi tarah kaho ke biwi chaye ;)

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