Category: Urdu Sms Jokes

Mard Aloo ke tarah hota hai

Her sabzi ke sath set ho jata hai 😉


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Angraiz ne research kerna seekha

Chinese ne maint kerna seekha

Aur pakistani ne ishq kerna seekha 😛 😀


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Boy: I love you, ab tum mujh bolo

Girl: Mai abi ja ker sir ko bolti hu

Boy: Pagli sir ko mat bol, unki toh shadi ho gye hai 😛


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What is breakup

It is a matter of time when a jaan

Becomes jaanwar and a cutiee

Becomes a kutti 😛 😀


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Jin larko se motorcycle double stand per nai lagti

Wo be larki se keh rahe hote hai

Fikar mat kero mein ho na


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Pakistan mein 90% larkiya relationship mein hai

Aur 95% larky single hai 😛 😉


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Bachay aik dorsay ko I Love You

ke texts send kar rahe hai aur jinki

Ye kerne ke umar hai Wo aik dorse ko

Assignment send kar rahe hai 😛 😀


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Raste badal dete hai humare

mulk ke naujawaan

Agar koi aakar kahe

Chauk per traffic police wala khara hai 😛 😀


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