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Kab Tak One Wheeling

June 27th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband aur wife dou tyres ke tarah hote hain

Pata ni mere ghar wale kab tak mujhse

one wheeling kerwate rahenge :P ;)

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Teacher Ka Darja

June 15th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Teacher ka darja Maa se jyada hota hai

Kiyo ke Maa Apni Godh me sirf 1 bache ko sulati hai

Lekin teacher apne lecture se poori class ko sula deti hai :P ;)

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Tere Biwi Qabze Mein

June 9th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Tere biwi mere qabze me hai

Saboot ke liye 2 fingers bhej raha ho

Shohar: saboot paka nai

Zuban bhej zuban

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Bijli ke Tar Giri

June 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aik angraiz per bijli ke tar gir gye

wo tarp tarp ker marne wala he tha ke

Lite chle gye angraiz uth ke bhaga aur bola

Pakistan zindabad :P ;) :D

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Janu Shadi Ke Din

June 2nd, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

She: Jaanu Shadi ke din tum mujhe lal batti

wali gaadi me lekar jaana
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Me: Sure Babe *BRINGS AMBULANCE*

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Gari Speed Mein

May 11th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Judge: Kiya saboot hai ke tum gari speed me nai chala rahe thy

Admi: Sar me apni biwi ko lene susural ja raha tha.

Judge: Thats all, case dimissed

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Blood Group

May 9th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Abu: Blood group kia hai tumhara?

Me: B+

Tumhari pupho ke betay ka A+ hai

koi sharam hai tumhay :P ;)

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Garmi Mein Be

May 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Jo Insan itne garmi mein be tameez

say baat kary,

wo waqayi tameezdaar hai

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