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Sher ka Bet

April 13th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

 

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Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai

March 15th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

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Injection room ke baahar notice board

Koi mar nahi jata injection

lagwane se Galib Bass

uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)

 

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Bachy Ko Pani Dainy Se

March 12th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

 

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Doctor Sahib Mairy Boyfriend

March 12th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

 

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Larki Ek Baba Jee Se

March 12th, 2014 by komal, No Comments

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

 

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3 Type of Mill

February 22nd, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

There are 3 types of most

popular mills in Pakistan

1- Sugar Mill

2- Cloth Mill

Tu zara mujhe bahar mill ;) :P

 

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Jawab Phool Se Do

February 20th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Jab tumhe koi thappar bhi maray

to uska jawab phool se do

Magar phool qabrustan ja kar he dena :P

 

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Aj Kal Ke Bache

January 21st, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

 

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