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Halwa poori hote hai

Bhel poori hote hai

Pani pure bhi hote hai

Ek bus mere neend he hai

Jo kabi poori nai hote 😛


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Uncle: Beta baray ho ker kia karo ge?

Beta: Bacho se yehe sawal kero ga 😛


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Ye panama leaks walay hamaray

Final paper nai leak kar saktay 😛 😉


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Panama papers will soon be a status

symbol for rishta aunties

Bohat ameer family say taluq rakhta hai

Panama mein 2 baar naam a chuka hai 😛 😉


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Me: Mujh nai lagta ke humari shadi hogi

GF: Kiyo? Mere papa se mile the kia?

Me: Nai, tumhari behan se 😛 😉


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Dulha ghunghat uthane se pehle

Main chehra dekh loon apka?

Dulhan: Dekh ke delete ker dena 😛


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Teacher: what is half of 8?

Student: Depend kerta hai miss

Agar horizontally aadha karo toh

0 aur vertically karo toh 3 😛

*Teacher Behoosh*


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Now a days girls be like

Molvi sahab: Kia ap ko yeh nikaah qabool hai?

Girl: Jee but as a friend


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