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Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli… Dulha bola , . . . . . . . . . “tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?”
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Dulha ne apni dulhan ka ghongat uthaya to wo boht kali nikli… Dulha bola , . . . . . . . . . “tum ne pepsi lene nai jana?”
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1 billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli. kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi, billi ne jawab diya ‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”
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1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 ghar aise hain jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hain. Wo isi tajassus main dusre din b isi abadi se guzray aur wohi manzar dekha, unhon ne logon se pouchha ye kia raz hay. Logon ne unhen bataya [...]
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Pakistan mai Log sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain? ‘ ‘ ‘ Socho ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Thora aur socho..? ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Nahi pata ‘ . . . . Fakeer0n se
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doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga. jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.
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Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein, Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain……:-)
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