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Punjabi bolne wale mahir ne

aik aise key bunye jis ke istemal

se zindagi ke tension kum ho jate hai

Us key ka name hai: sanu key 😉


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Punjabi sms

Paindu shadi ke agly din biwi se

jagra ker raha tha.

logo ne pocha to bola: ane mere

chaa wich taweez milya hai

Biwi roty hoe boli:

wo taweez ni tea bag sii


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Punjabi sms

Love marriage ke rukawaten

or

panjabiyo ki dawaten

sabse muskil imtehan hain 😛 😉


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Punjabi sms

Dear Weather,
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Please
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Eiko wari dass dey ke sweater peti

vich rakh diyan ke nai?

Tu akhra sadhay nal shugal laya hoya aay. 😛


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Punjabi sms

Girl: Log pyar wich jaan dinday nay

Boy: me v tenu jaan dawa ga

Girl: sachi??

Boy: Aaho mere walo tu paway hunni chali ja


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Punjabi sms

Ruksati k waqt dulhan ro rhe thi

DuLha B rony Lga,

Ksi ny Dulha sy pucha:

Ondy ty Maa Pyo chhut rye ny,Tenu ki masla a?

Dulha: Enny mery V churra deny ny.


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Punjabi sms

Pappu ki Maa:

Pappu meri jutti labb dy, pata nai kithay gawatch gai ay.

Smart Pappu:

Opened google.com and typed

WWW.Maa di khabbay pair di jutti.com

Google replied:

Pappu Banday da puttar ban,

Ay google ay teri Maa da vehrra nahi


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Punjabi sms

Tussi mere naal pyar nai krdy.

Punjabi ne 17 Bachon ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola:

Te Aa Fer Main NET To Download Keety Ny 😛


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