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A class topper goes for a job interview

Interviewer: So what is your special ability?

Applicant: Iski to slides mam ne de he nai the 😛


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Teacher: Why your paper is blank?

Me: Sometimes silence is the best answer 😀


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Teacher: Why do not you take interest in studies

Me: Interest is haram


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Teacher: A se apple aur batao A se?

Student: A se na mujh tum dekho seene se laga lunga


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Jitna logon nay parh lia hai

Uthana mera rehta hai or

Jitna logon ka rehta hai

Mera wou be rehta hai :)


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Perhye aik nasha hai

Aur mai ALLAH ke fazal se

Koi nasha nai kerta 😛 😀


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Aik gandi machli puray talaab ko

kharab ker dete hai

Aur aik chemistry pure percentage ko


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Teacher: Kal homework na kar ke aye tou murgha banaonga

Bhai: Alright mai naan or coke sath leta aonga 😛 😀


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