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Sardar was in restaurant when he suddenly realized that he desperately need to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so he manged to pass the gas with the beat of the music..

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better.

Sardar finished the coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at him

Then He suddenly remembered that he was listening the music on mp3 player 😀


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A man Asked Sardar G “Aqal bari k Bhains?”

Sardar G said: “Let me think.”

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After 3 hours sardar Replied: “Dowan di Date of Birth te Tusi Dasi he nai ” 😉


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Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par sigi oh NAJOMI !!! 😀


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Sardar and pathan ja rahy thay un ko 1000Rs. ka note mila,
Pathan: Chalo fifty fifty kr laity hain.

Sardar: Bqaya 900 da ki karan gy….? 🙂

From: Qamar Saghir


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Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy

Sardar Driver-
Major Sab app b meri tarha ankhe
Band kr lya kro

From: Asma Zafar


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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..

Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..

From: Qamar Saghir ( 03315161307)


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