Category: sardar funny sms

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,
who was about to deliver,
when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,

Pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.


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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.


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1 truck dusray truck ko Rassi se bandh kr leja rha tha.
Ye dekh kr ek SRDAR hans hans kr lotpot hogya or kehne lga:
ek Rasi ko le janay k lye do do truck…!


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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE


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sardar funny sms

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
WIFE & MOTHER

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With MOTHER
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our WIFE


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Interviewer: Let me check your English…Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja….chup ho ja….chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh….bolta rah….bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected…bale bale


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Golden Words By Hitler

If u cant Fly, Run….

If u cant Run, Walk….

If u cant Walk, Crawl….

but Keep Moving …..

Sardar: O te thik aa par jana kithy ay..


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Try 2 understand n dont disturb me more.

Leave me alone.

Last night i didnt sleep thnking of u.

So dont play with my life.

Sardar was saying 2 mosquito


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