Category: Santa Banta sms

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, lets play bridge!


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Golfer 1: My doctor tells me I cant play golf.
Golfer 2: So hes played with you, too!


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In USA, Edisons birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!


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Santa to a doctor,
Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Wheres the patient?
Santa: Im the patient also!


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Santa: Who gave you that black eye?
Pappu: Nobody – I had to fight for it!


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Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns?
Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!


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Santa: If something happens to me during the operation, please marry the doctor who operates upon me.
Jeeto: Why re you saying such a thing? And why only the same doctor?
Santa: Why should the doctor be let off?


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Santa: Whats the matter, today you are getting a lot of I love you messages.
Banta: Bhaji, I am not that lucky. Today I brought my wifes mobile!


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