Friend: yar she is cute
Me: She is wajib-ul-cuddle 😉
I have clean heart and a dirty mind
This combination makes me feel perfect 😀 😉
Always send nice msgs
when u die,
After ur death people say about u
Banda to Zaleel tha par msg achay karta tha
Always be happy
always wear a smile;
life is full of reasons to smile
people might say
KANJAR buhat khush hai 😀
A Story with a Lesson…One Day My Girlfriend called Me to Her House.
I went there & found Her Sister alone in the House.
She was unbelievably Sexy.
She whispered in My Ear,
I have feelings for You, lets make Love.
I turned back & walked to the Front Door towards My Car…
Shockingly I found My Girlfriend standing there,
She Hugged Me & said,
U have won My Trust
Moral:Its always better to keep the CONDOMS in the Car not in the Pocket.
V R PEARLS,
boys think that girls R lazy,
but actually they R the one,
who R LAZY & CRAZY!
they think they R the HEROES,
but actually they R the ZEROS!
GIRLS R always the FIRST,
& boys R the WORST!
boys have no MIND,
& were not at all KIND!
they always think about CARS,
I think they R from MARS!
they say GIRLS always CRY,
actually there own minds R DRY!
GIRLS always get better marks in a test,
because GIRLS R really the BEST