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“Cash, cheque, or charge?” the cashier asked. As the woman searched her wallet, cashier noticed a tv remote control in her purse. “Do you always carry ur TV remote?” cashier asked. “No” she said. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the worst thing I cud do to [...]

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Difference between POETRY & ESSAY. Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry” & anything said by wife is an “Essay”!! .  

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Child said 2 a Salesgirl in a sweets shop: Miss! Will u marry me when I grow up? Girl smiled n said: Yes. Child: Can u give ur future husband a free chocolate?  

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Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway around, & no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife! Natural disasters just happen!! …………  

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“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi Shohar: Romal ke liye intna saara kapra? Biwi: Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”  

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Height of Diplomacy… Forgetting wife’s birthday & later telling her : “How can I remember your birthday Honey.. when you never look a year older…”  

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