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A BOTANIST s wife delivered a baby. Wife send sms: A NEW FLOWER IS PROUDUCED IN OUR GARDEN  . Husband smiled and replied: ‘ANDROCIEUM OR GYNOCIEUM…?:-D.

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A woman is driving 1st time on the highway. Her husband calls & says.”Be careful love, its just been on the radio that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway”. She replies : “Someone..????? These rascals are in hundreds !!!!!

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The reason women love military men? It is NOT the uniform… They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders… :p

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Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

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Bachelors think dat Married man r lucky. Married think dat Bachelors r lucky, The point is Tht Bachelors think at Night . . . & Married think at day Time

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Dear Google!! Please stop behaving like a wife. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give suggestions.

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