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Husband texts to wife on cell
Hi, what r u doing Darling?
Wife: I m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?
Wife: U idiot! I m dying my hair
Husband: Bloody English Language

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Husband texts to wife on cell
Hi, what r u doing Darling?
Wife: I m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?
Wife: U idiot! I m dying my hair
Husband: Bloody English Language
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Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he iss wrong
and wife too agrees with him
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Wife takes seriously ill husband to doctor
Doc 2 wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily.
Be pleasant & in good mood.
Cook tasty dinner & dont discuss ur probems wid him.
Stop watching tv serials
Do not demand new clothes
If u do dis 4 one year, ur husband will be ok
On the way to home, husband asks wife-what did doctor say?
Wife – Dr. ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai.
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Husband: Why did you give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife: Didnt you hear his good words to me?
Husband: No, what did he say?
Wife: He said that I was so kind, so pretty and so young.
Husband: Oh, I see. He is really blind
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Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,
You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
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Some husbands hold wife hand in malls
Because if they leave her hand she will Go for shopping
It looks Romantic but
Actually its Economic
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Definition of Checkmate:
Suppose U tell ur wife: I Saw a Lady Who Looked Exactly Like U!
Wife Asks: WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL? U cant say No, U cant say Yes
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