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Husband: I found Aladin lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times

Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!


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A woman is driving 1st time on the highway.

Her husband calls and says.

Be careful love, it is just been on the radio that

some one is driving opposite to the traffic

on the highway

She replies: Someone..?????

These rascals are in hundreds !!!!!


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A women worries about her

Future until she gets a husband,

A men never worries about his future

Until he gets a Wife


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Husband Wife Sms

A woman can always tell if a man

Loves her by how much time he is

Willing to invest

Money spent is meaningless

But time spent is priceless


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Husband Wife Sms

The relationship between husband

And wife is very psychological

One is psycho and the other is logical

Now please do not try to figure out

Who is Who


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Husband Wife Sms

When a wife has a good husband

It is easily seen on her face


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Husband Wife Sms

Everytime you talk to your wife

You should always remind yourself

that

This conversation will be recorded

for training and quality purposes 😛 😀


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Husband Wife Sms

HUSBAND and WIFE are like

2 Types of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can not move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE 😉


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