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Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells time

Friend 2: How does it work, bro?

Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screams

It is 2 AM, Idiot 😛 😀


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Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from

Girl: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply * 😛


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Kareena: I have more fans than you

Alia: Big deal, I have AC at home 😛


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Interviewer: If we select you

What will you bring to the company

Me: My new splendor… 1000CC 😛 😀


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I can show you the world

Except my phone

Bitch do not touch my phone 😛 😀


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If a pakistani ever goes to the moon

His/her first response after coming

Back to earth would probably be,

Kisi ne pani tak nai pocha


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She: What do you do?

He: PHD

She: Wow !! Doctorate

He: No Pizza Hut Delivery


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Teacher: Children exams are nearing

If you have any doubt you can ask me

Student: In which printing press are the question

papers printed?? 😛


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