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My boss asked me to start

The presentation with a joke

I attached Pay Slip on the first slide 😉


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A day on a Jupiter moon last

Less than 5 hours

Just like saturday and Sunday on earth 😛 😀


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Biology says CELL is the fundamental unit of life

And our generation has taken it too seriously 😛 😀


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Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells time

Friend 2: How does it work, bro?

Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screams

It is 2 AM, Idiot 😛 😀


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Doctor: Can you show me where the pain is coming from

Girl: *Shows a text that has been seen with no reply * 😛


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Kareena: I have more fans than you

Alia: Big deal, I have AC at home 😛


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Interviewer: If we select you

What will you bring to the company

Me: My new splendor… 1000CC 😛 😀


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I can show you the world

Except my phone

Bitch do not touch my phone 😛 😀


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