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Interviewer: What are your future plans?

Me: Lunch

Interviewer: I meant long term plans

Me: What, like dinner?


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Please vote…

It is your right and your duty too 😛 😀


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Husband got excited thinking

I was touching myself under the covers

But i was actually just opening a

Kit Kat i did not want to share


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Women just call me ugly

untill they know how much money i make

When they find it out, They call me ugly and poor 😛 😀


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Love can neither be created not be destroyed

It can only be transferred from Ex to Next 😛 😉


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1st Friend: Why are you so sad, bro?

What is the matter?

2nd Friend: Matter is anything that occupies

space and has mass


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Water is the most

Essential element of life

Because without water

You can not make coffee.


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Urgent: Dear brothers,

Do not eat cadbury, lindt chocolate

Baskin robbins, Magnum products

Without me 😛 😛


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