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Husband got excited thinking

I was touching myself under the covers

But i was actually just opening a

Kit Kat i did not want to share


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Women just call me ugly

untill they know how much money i make

When they find it out, They call me ugly and poor 😛 😀


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Love can neither be created not be destroyed

It can only be transferred from Ex to Next 😛 😉


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1st Friend: Why are you so sad, bro?

What is the matter?

2nd Friend: Matter is anything that occupies

space and has mass


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Water is the most

Essential element of life

Because without water

You can not make coffee.


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Urgent: Dear brothers,

Do not eat cadbury, lindt chocolate

Baskin robbins, Magnum products

Without me 😛 😛


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1) I woke up

2) I went to school

3) I saw her

4) I ran to her and hugged her

5) I kissed her

Actually the right order is: 2, 3, 4, 5, 1


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Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Awww !! yes

Good. then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me


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