Category: Adult sms

I told her if you love me kal red pehan ker ana

Wo Black pehan ker aye

Mujh bura laga

Per jab wo coffee othanay ke liy jhuki

Tab pata chala ke pagli andar se pyar kerti 😉


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Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko

university drop kiya aur bola kuch bun ke niklna

Pir wo Maa bun ker nikle 😛 😀


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English movies me 10 bar b kiss ker lo

To pyar nai hota

Yahan larki class main pen mang ly to

raaton ke neendain haram ho jate hain


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Sunny Leone: Mere next movie horror hai

Boys: Dar tu apki pehly ke movies main be

Lagta tha kehen pechy say Mummy, papa na aa jayein 😉 😛


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Tom and jerry

Ainak wala jin

se hote hoe zindagi kab

Sunny leone per ja pounche pata he nai chala 😛


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Teacher: Bachon batao billi itne bache kiyo dete hai?

Papu: Madam agar ap bhi raat ko akeli galiyon

me phiren gi to yahi hal apka hoga 😛 😀


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Khushi: Jab biwi pregnant ho

Darr: Jab girlfriend pregnant ho

Khauf: Jab dono pregnant ho

Haadsa: Pata chale ke ap dono ke papa nai ho 😛 😀


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What do noodles and women have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them


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