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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS :Me sick, no work: “Boss SMS back” :When I am sick I kiss my wife try it: 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss :Me ok, ur wife very sweet Urdu Adult Sms Jokes  

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POSSESSiVENESS A woman was dying of Cancer, Son asked: “Mom, Y R U telling people U R dying of AIDS?” Mom: So that when I die, No one will Touch Ur DAD!  

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When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I could offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love  

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Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back Man get up,jump out of z window hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband  

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A man to Mr. Bean: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”  

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Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones… It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!  

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