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Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko

university drop kiya aur bola kuch bun ke niklna

Pir wo Maa bun ker nikle 😛 😀


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English movies me 10 bar b kiss ker lo

To pyar nai hota

Yahan larki class main pen mang ly to

raaton ke neendain haram ho jate hain


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Sunny Leone: Mere next movie horror hai

Boys: Dar tu apki pehly ke movies main be

Lagta tha kehen pechy say Mummy, papa na aa jayein 😉 😛


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Tom and jerry

Ainak wala jin

se hote hoe zindagi kab

Sunny leone per ja pounche pata he nai chala 😛


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Teacher: Bachon batao billi itne bache kiyo dete hai?

Papu: Madam agar ap bhi raat ko akeli galiyon

me phiren gi to yahi hal apka hoga 😛 😀


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Khushi: Jab biwi pregnant ho

Darr: Jab girlfriend pregnant ho

Khauf: Jab dono pregnant ho

Haadsa: Pata chale ke ap dono ke papa nai ho 😛 😀


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What do noodles and women have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them


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Husband: baby tumhara kabhi dil nai kerta

ke tum mard hote

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj tumhara gaand marwane ka man

kar raha hai kiya? 😛 😀


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