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Khushi: Jab biwi pregnant ho

Darr: Jab girlfriend pregnant ho

Khauf: Jab dono pregnant ho

Haadsa: Pata chale ke ap dono ke papa nai ho 😛 😀


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What do noodles and women have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them


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Husband: baby tumhara kabhi dil nai kerta

ke tum mard hote

Wife: Kiyo, Aaj tumhara gaand marwane ka man

kar raha hai kiya? 😛 😀


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Girl: Tu hasta nai hai kia?

Boy: Kiy?

Girl: tera hasty hue koi photo nai hai

Boy: tu nahati nai hai kia?? 😛 😉


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Larkio ke khubsurti

Aur larko ke kamzoori ka raaz

Bas zara sa lux 😛 😉 😀


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She: Doctor mere lips per Infection ho gaya hai

Doctor: Kiss kitne baar kerte ho?

She: saal mein aik baar

Doctor: Infection nai zang lag gaya hai


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Pathan ne paper de raha tha

Larka: Khan saab apki naqal mar lu?

Pathan: Tum hamari naqal maar lo lekin

Baad mein hum tumhari asal maary ga 😛 😉


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Late night conversation:

Girl: Chal bye for now, Mom chill rahe hai

Boy: Papa ko bolo dhire dhire kare 😛 😀


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