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Charge 4 Kisses

April 25th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu,

wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.

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Truth of Life

April 16th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

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A critical truth of life

You are important for the

people as long as they do not

have your alternative

Have a nice day

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Warning by Doctors

April 12th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Warning by doctors !!!

Do not drink water after eating fish because,

Drinking water may cause the fish to swim

and then you will feel

Gulugulu Gulugulu in your stomach

[~ Read more]

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Girl and Boy Response

April 11th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

If a girl gets 90% her response his:

2 marks aur deta toh uska kiya jata?

If a boy gets 35% his response:

Check karne wala devta tha yar ;)

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Husband Wife Sms

April 11th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Husband found his wife

old school report card fainted

The comment written

Most Obedient and Soft spoken student

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Home Work Nai Kiya

April 7th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Miss: Home work Q ni kia?
Student: Mis light ni thi

Miss: Mombti jala lyte?
Student: Machis ni thi

Miss: New Machis ly aty?
Student: shop bund thi

Miss: Paros se lelty
Student: unki MASJID me rakhi thi

Miss: To waha se le ate?
Student: wazu ni tha

Miss: wazu Q ni tha?
student: pani ni tha

Miss: Ufff, pani Q ni tha?
Student: motor nhi chal rhi thi

Mis: Ullu k pathy motor Q ni chal rhi thi?

Student: bataya to tha. LIGHT NI Thi ;)

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Doubts Your Caliber

April 6th, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Never Feel Low When Someone Doubts Your Caliber,

Just Be Yourself.

Because People Always Doubt The GOLD For Its Purity, Not The IRON.

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Ek Mahinay Tour Per

April 1st, 2015 by Nabeel, No Comments

Sardar Ek Mahinay K Lye Tour Pe Ja Raha Tha

Jaty Hue Chotey Bhai Se Kaha Ghr Da Khyal Rakhin,

Tey Koi Naween Gal Howey Te Mennu Dasin

28 Din Baad, Chotey Bhai Ne SMS Bheja

Paa Jee ik Munda Roz Raat Noon Ghar

Aa K Paabi Gee De Naal Sonda C

Tey Sawery Chala Janda C

Ajj 0h Nai Aya.

[~ Read more]

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