September 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
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Jutt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo. Butt hovy te sohna na hovy goli mar dyo. Sheikh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar dyo. Malik hovy te gappi na hovy goli mar dyo. Shah hovy te fradiya na hovy goli mar yo Bhatti hovy te shokha na hovy goli mar dyo. Arain [...]
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August 16th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
Sardar: Jadon meri navi navi shadi hui, menu meri biwi inni s0hni lagdi c k dil karda c kha hi jaawan. Friend:”Aur ab?” Sardar: “Kha hi janda te changa c
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July 15th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
Application To Da Headmaster in Punjabi. PAA G, Guzarish ey way k mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda. Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich aik v kuri nai hai gi, Tay madam v koi khas pataka nai. Hor nai tay “kam waliyan” te soniyan rakh lo. Bari meharbani. [...]
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January 23rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
A Punjabi wn talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child… “My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda..”:-
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January 13th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huway, To Dadi boli,LO DSSO, Hun tay Pakistan day Halaat vaikh k Bachy vi Kally Aan tou Dr day nay.:-)
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November 4th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Teacher jop ander ane k liy sub se chota sentence bole ga use GIFT mile ga. English Child: May i come in? Urdu Child: Me ander a sakta hon? Punjabi: Waraan
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