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Aik sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.
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Aik sardar cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra.. Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do! Sardar cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.
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Srdar apni bv k 7 ja rha tha To 1 lrka ne ankh mari srdar tuje shrm ni ati mje ankh marte ho Lrka Mene tuje ni teri bv ko mari Srdar Sory yr mene tuje glt smja.
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Sardar ne “pent” dho k parosan ki Shalwar k pas sukhne k liye dal di aur awaz di behen je jB tm Shalwar Utarogi tu muje Awaz dena ma bi “pent” Utar Longa..:p =D
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Sardar: Tere result da ki banya AE? Son: Headmster saab da puter fail AE.. Sardar:Te tOu? Son: Doctor saab da puter v fail AE.. Sardar:Te tera result ki ae? Son: O khan saab da puter v fail ho gya ae Sardar:Kaminay, main tera pucheya ae.. Son:Te Tu kera Allama Iqbal ain TEra putar v fail [...]
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Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai. Pata nahi Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)
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1 sardar ke shadi pe sub sardar he aye huay tay Jub khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate k opar tissue paper dakh kr socha shayd ye b khanay wali chaez ha. Jub wo khanay laga to us k dost onchi onchi bolnay lag gaay Oye! na khaween phika ee…:-)
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