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U r so lucky B thankful to GOD B,Coz U never have Periods, Breast cancer, cyst In ur ovaries Menopause DNC Ur tits cannot be used as 24/7 feeders for infants, Ur abdomen can’t b cut to produce a baby, U don’t have to b fucked by an idiot whom u hate. HAPPY GENTS day

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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Let’s test the way u think. Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH Did u read the pen is in my mouth? no u didn’t. Pass it on cock sucker!!

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Objection to Newton’s gravitational law by the great philospher Pappu. “The last drop of susu does not obey the force of gravity until u shake the nono.”

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MBBS Professor: The sperm is made of glucose. The same material sugar is made of . . . A girl raised hand: “Then why doesn’t it taste like sugar..?” The professor’s reply was a medical masterpiece: “My dear, that is becoz the taste buds r located on the tip of ur tongue & not in [...]

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Teacher: sabse ziada CALCIUM kis DOODH main hota hy? Boy: 18 saal ki larki main. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hison me b jan a jati hy jin me HADDI nai hoti

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