Funny Riddles:-What is more useful after it is broken?.. An egg -Which is the most shocking city?.. Electri-city – Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?..Dinner & Lunch – How many men were born in Europe?..None, only babies were born – If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?..Time to buy a [...]
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I studied but never topped, today toppers of best universities r my employees(Bill Gates) Neither I topped nor I study, today I m President(Asif Zardari)
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Once upon a time there was a dog. He was very hungry. He ran here & there in search of money. Suddenly he found Pakistan Samjh to gye ho ge!
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MUSHARAF vs PPP JAMHORIAT Aata: Rs. 13=31 Sugar: 21=65 Milk: 32=58 Petrol: 54=661300 cc car: 850000=1300000 Bike: 32000=45000 AC: 20000=32000 Stock Exchange: 16000 points=9000 points US $: 60=84 GST: 11%=16% Tax on call & sMs:15%=19% Load shedding elec: 1-2 hours=14-18 hours Suicidal attacks: few=daily. Wasn t he better than these ppl whom we elected to [...]
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India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai jo bolta b hy Chalta be hy Khata B hy Monchen b hen uski Pagri b pehnta hy S=Sardar M=ManMohan s=singh
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Jab log marte hai to un ki qabron per likha jata hai akhri araam gha. Aur jab ZARDARI mare ga to is ki qabar per likha jaey ga AAKHRI HARAMDHA
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